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i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via shouldnt)

"Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy."
- Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (via observando)
"Stuck between wanting rough sex and sweet sensual cuddles."
- (via v-ogued)

(Source: kitty-en-classe, via fakenasty)